can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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