Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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