I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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