Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Operation Purity has been aborted
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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