Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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