If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
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Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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