I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
