is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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