whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Four minutes until I can fart!
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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