erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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