its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
They are going to name an STD after you.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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