When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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