I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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