In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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