Just cropdusted the office
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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