is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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