The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize