why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
