So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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