The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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