doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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