Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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