thus making me awesome and them whores
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Dick very happy bro
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