I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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