So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
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let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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