Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
dude. I can hear the air.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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