I wish my penis had an off switch
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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