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This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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