My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
the night ended with taco bell and tears
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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