mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i don't like sucking hair
how can u be prego again
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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