i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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