can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
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I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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