so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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