As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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