Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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