Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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