i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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