Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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