I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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