How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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