its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
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Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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