no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
