Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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