You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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