weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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