But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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