Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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