I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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