Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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