just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Randomize
