margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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