Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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