I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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