return my video game
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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