She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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