he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
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He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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