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• (386): View more from Florida

  you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  This is my life. Enjoy the view

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016

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