I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
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Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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