I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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