Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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