Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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