"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
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You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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